It's been written into the British constitution that all actresses "that grace ye cobbled streets of Chester, specifically Hollyoaks, shall be hot, and eventually remove their clothes, revealing their undergarments, whilst photographers are present." Unwilling to buck the trend, the effortlessly cute Zoe has been distracting boyfriends forced to watch the soap since 2006.
Judges at the British Soap Awards have also noticed her more-than-obvious talents, being so good as to nominate her twice in the Sexiest Female category, in 2007 and 2008. We wish her all the best in celebrityland, and hope she'll eventually get breast implants, parade around topless, marry a footballer, divorce him, then live happily ever after. Then again, with a name like "Z Lister" this might be difficult.
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